October 20, 2014

dropthetenors:

sweetguts:

kaible:

sizvideos:

Video

"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

STOP IT!!! I NEED THOSE TO GET LAID TONIGHT!!!

(via spooky-bae)

October 20, 2014
iseeitcrimson:

peytongrey:

lunarlarry:

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

Thank you cat.

iseeitcrimson

Holy Jesus. I think I should be glad that Ælf doesn’t like water.

iseeitcrimson:

peytongrey:

lunarlarry:

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

Thank you cat.

iseeitcrimson

Holy Jesus. I think I should be glad that Ælf doesn’t like water.

(via spooky-bae)

October 20, 2014

(Source: xbrok3nangelx-x, via mz-tats)

October 20, 2014

Anonymous said: why r u hating on iggy! shes such a good rapper

christel-thoughts:

christel-thoughts:

gardenlouis:

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I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

AND SHE’S A TERRIBLE RAPPER

reblogging again because the last two tweets are why i don’t feel the need to protect her against misogyny. she’s a female misogynist and slut-shamer. has she apologized for those or what?

October 19, 2014
vitna:

saint nicholas’ church

vitna:

saint nicholas’ church

(via amillionmilesaway00)

October 19, 2014
me at friends house
friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house
October 19, 2014
kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

(Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up, via amillionmilesaway00)

October 19, 2014

(Source: hiddlstn, via w0lf-heart)

October 19, 2014

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via hellamyblake)

October 19, 2014

shakespearelove:

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

I am all of these things.

(Source: sapphiology, via amythewitch)

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